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Mess-age!

Always thought you need to behave as per your age? Well the line you are just going to read, you might find it crazy but that's what happened. I had a dream this evening about me, walking around the streets all night and observing people of different ages, how they behave, how they react and the few teachings they gave me. This blog is only a part of that dream. Now just go back to the question I asked you, lets reframe it, do you always like to behave as per your age? or do you like behaving the way society thinks you should behave? who decides at what age what should you behave like? Why are you so amazed when a child replies back with a genius answer which you never thought a child of that age would ? Why do you get irritated when a adult behaves like a child? It all happens just because all these just do not fall into our preconceive notions about human nature.  The more we get sophisticated the older we get, agree? Just look at your grand parents, old aunt or uncles you ...

AAP ko chahiye MODIfication on Rahul Gandhi...

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From the title you would have understood what the blog is about, but you must be wondering why did I choose this title. Well the answer is, my key focus is on three things: Women empowerment Bringing youth into politics means opening up the system and making India the biggest manufacturing country. You still didn't get what I mean? Well I think then you should not ask me superficial questions. Oh, you did not ask any question? then I guess we should only focus on the fundamentals. I know you must be wondering what the hell am I writing. Well the same was my reaction when I saw Rahul Gandhi's interview. In ten long years Rahul Gandhi gives his first interview, that to a journalist like Arnab Goswami (sorry Rahul bad luck) who would not listen to your rubbish unless and until he gets his answer. We know Mr. Gandhi you came fully prepared with your speech but well that's the harsh reality, life does not always go the way you want it to. I also give exams a...

Lets learn some ADBC...(Apple Don't Be Cheap)

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I know most of my friends will hate me for writing this post, but still I feel its my responsibility to make them realize how genius, intelligent, smart and rich they are, but I don't mean to disturb those who don't use their mind and just buy apple iphone for its operating system and its features. This blog may save some of your money and is obviously free for all the above mentioned genius, intelligent and smart apple users not to forget rich. I know some of them might close this blog after reading the above line, as I mentioned its free so they might think its of no use or may be cheap.(Just don't tell them that Apple has been playing with their mind ;) Who knows what Steve Jobs had in mind when he was doing his innovation, which led to the creation of a brand very popularly known as "Apple", would he have ever thought that people would actually use his product to set their social status. Apple is one product who will even enjoy its customer loyalty eve...

Five star Dhaba!

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It will surely amuse me and at the same time will irritate me, when people will go to the Dhaba by CLARIDGES, because of their insensibility. Few days backs when I was about to walk into Dlf place saket, I saw a board (above in the picture) and I got so anxious to go to the second floor just to checkout its prices because I wanted to prove myself right, which I did. I know that's crazy but more crazier are those people who will be going to this so called Dhaba and with joy will tell their friends, family whatever, that they just had a lunch at a Dhaba, just because it sounds "cool".  Now lets get a reality check, you went to a dhaba, which was actually not a dhaba but a five star restaurant named dhaba. Now what is a dhaba? (the way it actually is and will be) A dhaba is indeed a restaurant but more in a village sense, found on highways, open air with few tin sheds, no guarantee of hygiene, only guarantee of good food and taste(the only reason people go there) wh...

What the FE (facebook empathy)?

This blog is completely coming out of frustration, irritation, anguish and out of a big curiosity. How the hell do you understand what I am feeling without seeing my emotions and sometimes even without emoticons and what if I haven't written the words above to describe it, would you have still been able to figure how am I feeling? If yes, then my friend you are suffering from a serious infectious problem called 'the Facebook empathy'! You are not my friend because I haven't tagged you in my status, even if I have, then you are not my best friend because I have tagged other people as well and even If I haven't tagged other people but just you and still I haven't replied to your comment then I don't care about you. Is it??? Or wait, I liked a friend status but not your, that means I am not your friend but even if I liked it, toh kya hua? everyone liked it...so commenting on it might make a difference. Is it? Or wait a second, here is one more, You came...

Indian Housewives Theory

Till the time you have a traditional Indian housewife at your home you don't need to be scared of things like recession. I may sound chauvinistic but listen to the argument you may find it to be a reality. Husband: Give me 5000 rupees from the locker. Housewife: you took 2000 that day and you didn't return it, now I want 8000 back. Husband: 8000? Housewife: Yes, 1000 rupees interest. Husband: Itna toh bank bhi nahi leta interest. Housewife: Toh bank se lelo. Husband: But why should I go to bank when I have my savings at home? Housewife: Are we still on the same argument? According to Keynes, one man's expenditure is another man's income, but according to Indian housewife theory my man's income is my income which turns into my husband's expenditure and the shopkeeper's income, i know it sound complex so lets keep it simple.  Whenever the world has been hit by recession why is it that the minimum loss is suffered by our country India? I am not s...

Funny story

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Its a funny relationship with the Delhi Police...sometimes we get angry on them, cry because of them and now we laugh at them. Sounds like a husband-wife relationship, the only difference...can't divorce.